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Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.

The shrink said that, since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift.

Two days before Christmas, Johnny's dad asked Johnny what he wanted. Johnny said, "I want a goddamned teddy-bear laying right fuckin here beside me when I wake-up Christmas morning.
Then, when I go downstairs I want to see a motherfuckin' train going around the goddamned tree, and when I go outside I want to see a red-assed fuckin' bike leaning up against the damn garage!"

Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of dog shit. Confused, he walked downstairs and saw a bunch of dog shit around the Christmas tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog shit by the garage. When he walked back inside with a curious look on his face.

His dad smiled and asked...
"So Johnny, what did Santa bring you this year?"

Johnny replied, "I think I got a fuckin' dog but I can't find the son of a bitch."

JOURNAL COMMENTS (1-18)

Domingo I Zavala	Nov 19, 2009 01:32 PM LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tania	Nov 9, 2009 08:24 PM lmao hahaha good one =D
->DhA b3sT<-	Nov 6, 2009 09:17 AM thas funny az hell!! This comment was added from mobile phone.
@~HAYDEE`~@	Nov 4, 2009 03:20 PM Pretty funny ... I liked it. This comment was added from mobile phone.
Swagguh brii	Nov 3, 2009 11:28 PM This comment was added from mobile phone.
bell	Nov 3, 2009 07:51 PM nice 1 that was funny This comment was added from mobile phone.
flguy2010	Nov 3, 2009 07:00 AM i thought was gonna be lame but lol good ond keep postin This comment was added from mobile phone.
Rjctjoker	Nov 3, 2009 02:14 AM Now thats fuckin funny This comment was added from mobile phone.
Kevin	Nov 3, 2009 12:45 AM fukin hilarious man gud 1 This comment was added from mobile phone.
LIONESS	Nov 2, 2009 11:52 PM WHAT AN IDIOT WHO WOULD SAY THIS JOKE IS NOT FUNNY... FREAKEN IDIOT! This comment was added from mobile phone.
LIONESS	Nov 2, 2009 11:48 PM THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY 1 OF THE BEST IVE SEEN YET LMFAO This comment was added from mobile phone.
codyjok	Nov 2, 2009 09:12 PM This was honestly the dumbest joke I've read on this since I've had ffm, you honestly think it's funny? This comment was added from mobile phone.
*ThugMissez**	Nov 2, 2009 07:37 PM Very funny. Lmao This comment was added from mobile phone.
Johnnyboy	Nov 2, 2009 07:37 PM Heard this before but always funny when told the right way lol This comment was added from mobile phone.
Street	Nov 2, 2009 07:25 PM good joke lmao This comment was added from mobile phone.
BLKBuTYWM	Nov 2, 2009 07:05 PM MADE ME LAUGH
magaly	Nov 2, 2009 06:55 PM I ment . Haha gud 0ne This comment was added from mobile phone.
magaly	Nov 2, 2009 06:53 PM :k: hahahaha This comment was added from mobile phone.