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3 virgin daughters

November 03, 2009

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period.
Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started,
she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson&Hedges".
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson&Hedges pack:
"Extra Long King Size."
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing.
Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways".
Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and
finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said:
"Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
(Mom fainted)

JOURNAL COMMENTS (1-26)

The heartless	Nov 17, 2009 02:23 PM -vicious path laughs- i would like to meet the 3rd daughter. Great joke by the way. This comment was added from mobile phone.
luster	Nov 12, 2009 08:35 PM
Chi64chi	Nov 10, 2009 05:53 AM Cute and funny. This comment was added from mobile phone.
sora =D	Nov 7, 2009 01:01 PM That's old did u get that from ur grandmother??? Lol jk! That was a good joke lol This comment was added from mobile phone.
@~HAYDEE`~@	Nov 4, 2009 02:59 PM now that is funny! This comment was added from mobile phone.
G-me	Nov 4, 2009 10:16 AM lmao!! Thats how to start a marriage right. This comment was added from mobile phone.
corkysq14	Nov 4, 2009 09:53 AM That was a good 1 This comment was added from mobile phone.
Clay	Nov 4, 2009 06:48 AM that was pretty funny nice job lol
Ct	Nov 4, 2009 01:55 AM I enjoyed it This comment was added from mobile phone.
LIONESS	Nov 4, 2009 12:35 AM LOL NOW THAT WAS CUTE. This comment was added from mobile phone.
Princess_Jazz'12	Nov 3, 2009 08:39 PM lol that was funny
Juicy zett	Nov 3, 2009 07:37 PM Im lol. That was hallarious.good joke.i got 2 tell my homies this shit.its crazyas hell 2 not 2 make folks laugh. This comment was added from mobile phone.
.da1uwant.	Nov 3, 2009 06:57 PM Omg! Lmao! Gd 1 This comment was added from mobile phone.
i-4n4c0nd4-i	Nov 3, 2009 05:22 PM lol good 1. Read the joke on my journals and tell me what you think This comment was added from mobile phone.
imani	Nov 3, 2009 04:02 PM hahah that was funny good one
xsweetgirl18x	Nov 3, 2009 03:20 PM Hahaha. Great one This comment was added from mobile phone.
maria	Nov 3, 2009 03:09 PM lol This comment was added from mobile phone.
italianstudd14	Nov 3, 2009 02:52 PM Lmfao that was good shit This comment was added from mobile phone.
jason	Nov 3, 2009 02:17 PM dat was really funny
Tulip	Nov 3, 2009 02:10 PM Damn! Good one. This comment was added from mobile phone.
Mzmoney	Nov 3, 2009 12:17 PM Lol how funy pm me This comment was added from mobile phone.
lou lou	Nov 3, 2009 11:53 AM hahaha This comment was added from mobile phone.
HarleyQuinn	Nov 3, 2009 06:43 AM LoL This comment was added from mobile phone.
flguy2010	Nov 3, 2009 06:36 AM u have the last sister phone number This comment was added from mobile phone.
N_Ciomara	Nov 3, 2009 05:20 AM That was funny i loved it. This comment was added from mobile phone.
The New P1mpz	Nov 3, 2009 04:09 AM Booo This comment was added from mobile phone.