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November 06, 2009

your so long that you rented a 250 foot long limo sat in the back and squished the poor driver

i havent seen u run that fast scinse twinkies went on sale!!!!

your so fat that people practice climbing the himalayas before climbing you

why dont midgets wear tampons they trip over the string

whats another name for cops under cover,, pigs in a blanket

can i borrow your face for a few weeks my ass went on vacation

your iq is so low they have to digg for it

how tall are you ? ohh um i didnt know they stacked shit that high!!!

your so fat that when you step on a scale it saied one at a time pleaze!!!

your so fat that you can sell shade

your so ghetto you have a hole in the wall and call it central air

have you ever seen a jackass wraped in plastic?? let me see your lisence

your father so old he has to put his dick i the freezer to get a hard on

your mama so old i slapped her back and her boobs fell off1!

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JOURNAL COMMENTS (1-34)

tx_BabiGurl210	Nov 19, 2009 01:29 AM omg these were retarded , u dumb bitch , u cant even spell and none of them make sense This comment was added from mobile phone.
Vivian	Nov 18, 2009 12:02 AM They suck! Some of them are just ignorant. What the fuck do you mean you so long? Unless you mean tall. But that still wouldnt make sense This comment was added from mobile phone.
Heather	Nov 15, 2009 09:04 PM fuckin funny as hell wanna read more This comment was added from mobile phone.
Captainevil	Nov 15, 2009 06:07 PM The central air one was Funny:-D This comment was added from mobile phone.
LIONESS	Nov 13, 2009 02:00 AM some where funny and a few where alright grade school though. SORRY JUST BEING HONEST. This comment was added from mobile phone.
Tobi0078	Nov 12, 2009 03:47 PM the jokes were funny as hell!!! keep makin them. This comment was added from mobile phone.
jdog	Nov 11, 2009 06:04 AM WTF This comment was added from mobile phone.
SugaSUGA89	Nov 10, 2009 03:29 AM Ay i like them jokes if u dnt mind i will use them as txt jokes This comment was added from mobile phone.
_lovin _the_ 2 men of mah life	Nov 10, 2009 01:09 AM 4 the retards who think i dont know how to spell i dont give a shit seriously i know how to spell !! This comment was added from mobile phone.
texas_kay21	Nov 10, 2009 12:25 AM hi there! i thought that your jokes were funny for the most part! This comment was added from mobile phone.
Yadira	Nov 9, 2009 01:17 AM Pleaze lurn how to speell. This comment was added from mobile phone.
No Chance	Nov 8, 2009 10:07 PM Yo they were good This comment was added from mobile phone.
lanena69	Nov 8, 2009 09:47 PM some cells have spell check but they were good This comment was added from mobile phone.
Jesamine	Nov 8, 2009 09:23 PM They Were Good...Just Wish You Spelled Yo Words Correctly This comment was added from mobile phone.
Ct	Nov 8, 2009 07:55 PM Some was funny but the other was kinda lame This comment was added from mobile phone.
Guysbaby	Nov 8, 2009 11:55 AM some of dem was lame but da rest was ight i like da wit da midget This comment was added from mobile phone.
[x]RoUgHriDeRz[x]	Nov 7, 2009 11:16 PM Dey wuz lame This comment was added from mobile phone.
MexicanCowgirl ;-)	Nov 7, 2009 10:53 PM Love em' the best one was the iq one! :D This comment was added from mobile phone.
veronica	Nov 7, 2009 09:37 PM I like all of them This comment was added from mobile phone.
$David:-DS2s:-PNiell$	Nov 7, 2009 08:03 PM Nice This comment was added from mobile phone.
xsweetgirl18x	Nov 7, 2009 07:19 PM hahahhaaha i cant wait to try it on my homies This comment was added from mobile phone.
*gAbRiieLiiTa*	Nov 7, 2009 05:41 PM Lol I liked the one bout the ass on vacation funny shit... This comment was added from mobile phone.
iiNoCeNT fACe diiFrENt pERsON	Nov 7, 2009 04:50 PM hahaahaha lmfao xD
Pyromaster408	Nov 7, 2009 02:27 PM Oh come on how lame are you This comment was added from mobile phone.
Heaven@reign	Nov 7, 2009 01:32 PM They were pretty good except the first 1 This comment was added from mobile phone.
sora =D	Nov 7, 2009 12:51 PM Lol that was friken funny! Hahahahahahaha I like told my friend off with thos This comment was added from mobile phone.
*Mystery*	Nov 7, 2009 12:21 PM It was enjoying This comment was added from mobile phone.
M!$$~C0\|\|!N$	Nov 7, 2009 11:32 AM DONT POST NO MORE JOKES DIMWIT This comment was added from mobile phone.
-D3P33 DA PU$$Y M0NSTER-	Nov 7, 2009 11:02 AM Nice jks. i mite use 1 0f em t0 start a battle quick nd easy t0 g0 4m there This comment was added from mobile phone.
jacob	Nov 7, 2009 10:45 AM damn dat was ffffuuuunnnnyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
BLKBuTYWM	Nov 7, 2009 09:57 AM lol
...�Wh!t3 gUrL w!t A b0oTy�...	Nov 7, 2009 09:11 AM Lmao ha ha :clap This comment was added from mobile phone.
Hunter.4	Nov 7, 2009 08:22 AM haha nicely done This comment was added from mobile phone.
Tulip	Nov 7, 2009 07:39 AM Last one was hella funny This comment was added from mobile phone.